drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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