Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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