Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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