Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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