Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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