We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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