North Korea, Best Korea!
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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