I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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