Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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