I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You are the jesus of drinking
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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