why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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