Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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