Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Mom said you looked used
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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