All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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