I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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