And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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