Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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