Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
All the doctor said was why
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
