In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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