i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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