Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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