trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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