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(856): View more from New Jersey

So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them

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(480): View more from Arizona

he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug

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(513): View more from Ohio

just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is

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(916): View more from California

she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?

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(360): View more from Washington

Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.

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(510): View more from California

Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.

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