is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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