im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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