I just pynch a tree in the face
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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