just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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