i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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