Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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