It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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