she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
did i just pee glitter
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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