Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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