Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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