just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
