I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
