I'm really into asian looking animals
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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