its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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