I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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