i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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