I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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