Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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