That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
