So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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