she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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