I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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