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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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