when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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