Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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