I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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