I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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