So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize