So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
