i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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