I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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